He’s got the runs
Going to the hospital is never fun. If you need to head to the ER, most likely you’re not there for a regular old checkup. But do you know what’s not fun and embarrassing? Having the runs. And we don’t mean going out for a jog.
That’s what this pour soul was going through, but instead of staying quiet on social media (as anyone suffering from diarrhea would), he decided to brag about getting morphine whenever he wanted. Yeah, drugs are cool! Well, it turns out he wasn’t on morphine. That was a saline drip to replenish his bodily fluids because, once again, he had the runs.