Black Goop
Catering a full Thanksgiving dinner meal is enough pressure as it is, without adding everybody’s dietary requirements to the list of things you need to cover. These days, everybody has someone at their Thanksgiving table that is either vegetarian, vegan, or gluten-free.

And this person was nice enough to poke an attempt at making a vegan cranberry dessert, but everything went south. How does an egg substitute turn something red, black? We have so many questions, as I’m sure so does this woman who made this dessert.