Amusing Letters to Santa Written by Ambitious Kids

Forget about “All I want for Christmas is you” – all this kid wants for Christmas is 53 billion dollars. We can’t tell if it says 5.3 billion or 53 billion, but either way, it seems a bit unrealistic, doesn’t it? Also, he thinks that if he apologizes for what he did in the past, Santa would just give him 53 billion dollars? What does he think Santa does for a living?

This is an incredibly sweet letter (“Santa Claws” had us melting), but we don’t think Santa can provide this kind of money. What’s with all the kids asking for money, anyway? What would he do with this kind of money? Fly off to Mexico and disappear? Buy an endless supply of nuggets maybe? He’s still in school, after all.