Madre Teresa
Oh, Mother Teresa, you sneaky little saint, you! So let me get this straight – you thought that suffering was a way to get closer to God, but when it came to your own health, you were like, “Screw that noise, I’m going to the best hospital in town!” I mean, I get it; nobody likes to suffer. But if you’re going to preach the gospel of suffering, you’ve got to practice what you preach, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on those hospices. I know you were trying to do good, but making people die in agony? That’s just cruel. I mean, I’m pretty sure basic medical care could have made a huge difference, but I guess that would have ruined your whole suffering shtick.