People Share Thanksgiving Mishaps That Make Us Feel Better About Our Holiday

It turns out there is definitely something more terrifying than the Cthurkey or Turkapus. Meet the Cracthurkeb, an atrocity so large and supposedly delicious that it has now become an actual meal people not only make at home but order in restaurants.

I’m not sure how intact my dignity would be if I walked into a restaurant with a reservation for one of these bad boys. It’s not like you can have a good laugh and move on. They only offer a limited number, and if you reserve your spot, you better be ready to eat it!