#31: Even Worse Than the Lemon Breast
I didn’t think we could sink lower than lemon-breasted turkeys and crathurkebs, but I was oh, so wrong. This looks like a badly portrayed version of Golum, ready to take back his ring as soon as you turn around. It feels like something out of a horror movie.

It doesn’t help that not only is there shriveled fruit, but there is also a nose and a mouth with two dirty teeth and food stains running down the chin. I can’t be the only one who sees this travesty, right? You don’t need to have pareidolia to see this one. It’ll take me some time to get this image out of my head. Thanks, Internet!