Statistically Unlikely Events That Happened to Everyday People

Woah, I knew Spiderman had superpowers, but I didn’t know those powers extended to communicating with viewers right through the television screen. I guess a radioactive spider bite has a whole lot of different effects, and the real Tobey Maguire must have been somehow bestowed with all of them.

I’m not sure that I’m usually a believer in superheroes. I’ll watch the next Marvel film as enthusiastically as anyone else, but I usually draw a pretty thick line between fantasy and reality. In this case, I just have no choice but to admit Tobey Maguire is a real-life superhero.