#8: 1 in 10 Million
Wow, whoever wrote this must have suffered some pretty serious heartbreak. Imagine being witness to such an astounding statistical anomaly, but it’s only for the benefit of your rival. I mean, the other person must have been absolutely over the moon, but I don’t how this witness would even have the strength to write about it.

As for the serial kingholder, assuming he wasn’t cheating, this really does seem like quite a marvelous occurrence. But what exactly is an astronomical statistic? Being the curious creature that I am, I looked it up, and it seems that astronomical means one in 10,648,000. Those are pretty crazy odds.